Steve wonders aloud about urban farming and the dumb habits of some animals, and Jason laments framing his old childhood drawings. Together, the guys have a laugh at the expense of the basis behind the Star Wars franchise, Laser Boy and Laser Kid.
Ever wonder what it was like to be approached while on a cruise by a woman wishing to shave the Batman symbol into your chest hair? Me neither! So let’s live vicariously through Steve with this wonderful tale about love, lust, and losing yourself to a world of house music and cruise orgies.
Jason fills us in on all his horrible first world problems but still can’t explain what smart watches are for. Fortunately we quickly get distracted by more important issues, like which superhero has the scariest wang. Find out what Jason did to get arrested in a quarry, why we avoided the last Fantastic Four movie, and why Jason is scared of Doctor Manhattan. Then it’s time for the grossest game of Battleship imaginable.