Do you have a knife and are you available to open anything at any time? Bad news, but nobody needs you as badly as you think! Also, Steve revenge farts, so watch yourself. Also, can cutting the cheese help you take the temperature of a room before diving in? Jason’s investigative report, tonight at 9.
The law of the sky must be obeyed, and when you leave it all on terra firma, you’re left to barter with only your wits. And maybe a loved one. And Michael Bolton is back, he’s on Netflix, and he’s spectacular. Also, what kind of decor should a men’s restroom feature? Finally, you wouldn’t believe how good a spring is at providing sound effects.
College was tough, but the guys made it through. Sure, there was some uncomfortableness with drawing and the nudity and all that, but Jason got through. And yeah, it’s hard to concentrate on the soldering and engineering and such with a creeping suspicion of bathroom needs, but Steve got through.
Ever refuse to go to the bathroom so you wouldn’t miss out on someone getting a guitar broken over their head? No? How about providing samples to a sperm bank with a tiered experience approach? Okay, but you MUST have looked into the 25 ways you’re most likely to die, right? Huh. Well then I guess we don’t understand each other at all. Maybe give this episode a listen so you can see where we’re coming from? Thanks!
Ever been asked to put your butt on the line? Steve has, and it’s quite a bit more literal than you might think! He also got a TV show idea out of it, and is pushing for more dares in the workplace. Meanwhile, Jason pees in places slightly different than a bathroom and is worried about Steve’s confusion between a bottle and a can. Finally, the guys brainstorm ways to fight the uprising evil robot horde.
Does your work have some strange, possibly NSFW Christmas traditions? Jason and Steve share their favorites before reporting to HR. Also, can eggs be nogged? Steve files his report. And finally, an updated timeline for Jason’s sexual education.
Steve is concerned with the massive sex problem facing Japan and he wants to discuss it with Jason. He also brings robots into the mix, which, given the geographic setting, isn’t out of the question. Proving that Steve is making great choices, he also regails us with his tales of blood, sweat, and tears, and what his son’s reaction was to seeing them all in person.
Steve mentions a corn maze made for old people, so Jason helps him to perfect this very lucrative venture. Also, fun pranks you can pull on your friends when you visit some confusing maize! Finally, both guys are fed up with pop culture references in Dreamworks animated movies. References aren’t jokes, people.
How gross are retainers? Really gross, right? And Steve thinks he might have superpowers, but Jason is convinced they’re relegated to his face. Also, where IS Wonder Woman REALLY from and find out why the guys called Steve’s wife the Chinese Jesus.