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What’ll it take to make Jason pay for a Patreon? A cool Irish name. What’ll it take for Steve to get excited to go to space? A spike-covered dark god who needs killing. What’ll it take for Jason to brave the darkest of all possible dungeons? Putting it on his Vita. What’ll it take for Steve to finally appreciate his family? Turning on permadeath.