Today I Learned (Nothing) Episode 50: Grease It With Your Tears

Homer Simpson gets his head stuck in a wooden bridgeSteve teaches us that, when you’re stuck in a fence, your tears become stronger than you realize. Jason just wants to nap, but it’s the daytime and that will break his brain. And together, the guys debate the cleanliness of your bath water (hint: it depends on where it’s been).

Share