DS 567: Ponch With The Pooch

Is it a journal comic? Is it a memoir comic? It doesn’t matter, because Ryan Made Mistakes is yet another good, good Ryan Estrada comic. Delve into Ryan’s sordid past with tales about school shower apprehension and melting clothes, it’s all there, laid bare, for you and I to consume and judge. BONUS: Given the subject matter of the comic, we included a small taste of our other show, Today I Learned Nothing, as Jason recounts his own problems with showing off his bits at school.

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Today I Learned (Nothing) Episode 56: Sensory Desperation Chamber

Wherever You Go, There You AreBathroom behavior and etiquette can be difficult to teach, especially when your own standards are found lacking. Pee wherever you want? Flush if it feels right? These are the morals that are eroding in our great nation today and Steve and Jason are doing nothing to help that.

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Today I Learned (Nothing) Episode 55: An Army of Deficient Mommies

Multiplicity starring Michael Keaton and Andie MacDowellEver consider cloning yourself? Steve’s son wants more of his dad, but his reasons aren’t exactly loving and tender. Meanwhile, Jason’s pulling all his knowledge on the subject from Multiplicity and The Prestige, so the conversation takes a turn for the zany and macabre. Finally, Steve’s wife has been watching the Island and has some ideas of her own.

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Today I Learned (Nothing) Episode 54: John Mick

Mickey Mouse peeks out of a doorWhile Steve talks about digestive issues at Disneyland, Jason uses his pain to develop his screenplay for a Hangover x Disney movie. It’s one of the best story ideas ever conceived, so don’t steal it.

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Today I Learned (Nothing) Episode 53: Getting Duded Into It

Web of Fries starring Josh Duhamel and Taco Bell's Nacho FriesJason is here with his take on three food adventures he and his stomach recently went on. Hear the banal terror that is Super Mario Cereal! Bask in the Mexican-spiced goodness that is Taco Bell’s Nacho Fries! And fear the undercooked breaded nightmare of Lidl’s Chicken Wings! Also, Steve is here to make fun of him the whole time.

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Today I Learned (Nothing) Episode 52: Deal With It (For, Like, Five Hours)

Bill Murray as the Frequent Flyer on Saturday Night LiveSteve’s daughter has discerning, but still lax, bathroom standards. Also, he flew with some booze-fueled football fans and it’s not an experience he wants to repeat anytime soon. Meanwhile, Jason thinks he flew with a celebrity, but it’s possible it was all in the guy’s mind. Finally, in-flight movie recommendations! (The less nudity, the better.)

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Today I Learned (Nothing) Episode 51: Learning The Ways Of The Street

The Duke of Cambridge, Prince William, plays ping pong with the homelessSteve takes a chance and risks losing it all for his son’s homeless man-fueled ping pong dreams, Jason remains hung-up on fast food, and both guys need to get the heck out of here before the soap operas start.

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Today I Learned (Nothing) Episode 50: Grease It With Your Tears

Homer Simpson gets his head stuck in a wooden bridgeSteve teaches us that, when you’re stuck in a fence, your tears become stronger than you realize. Jason just wants to nap, but it’s the daytime and that will break his brain. And together, the guys debate the cleanliness of your bath water (hint: it depends on where it’s been).

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Today I Learned (Nothing) Episode 49: Gimme Some Eyebrows

Mickey Rourke beats Enrique Iglesias in the video for HeroMemory is tied to our senses in ways the guys don’t understand. Jason jumps between the soundtracks for Beverly Hills Cop and The Bodyguard when it comes to dictating his childhood. Steve finds Washington state to be EXTREMELY dank, but his need for Chinese food when Enrique Iglesias is belting out tunes means maybe we can’t trust him.

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Today I Learned (Nothing) Episode 48: Regional Concerns

Groucho Marx as a doctorJason recalls the hell of learning to type on a computer keyboard, Steve has dealt with many questionable healthcare providers in the past, and together the guys find out how NOT to diagnose a stomach problem.

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